Hello All.

Da offishul MC&D website is back online. You can view it at
http://chatter.sytes.net, at your leisure.

Not all links may work as originally intended. We don't guarantee you
satisfaction, or even brevity. If you are offended by the website, tough.
If you are indifferent, so what. If you feel like jumping off the nearest
cell phone tower after seeing it, I won't lose any sleep over it. If you
still don't get my drift, then all will be made as clear as mud when you
read the
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