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echo: home-n-grdn
to: CHRISTOPHER GREAVES
from: PAUL ROGERS
date: 1998-02-16 18:06:00
subject: Garbage Disposals

 CG> My commercial-scale composter that sits in the laundry closet, is 
 CG> capable of digesting an entire human body. I'm writing a short 
 CG> story about a guy who gets fed up with his wife's nagging (about 
 CG> his love of composting). He does her in, pops the bones (even the 
 CG> skull will fit!) into the composter. The worms do their thing. He 
 CG> takes the bones from the bottom of the feed and roasts them, 
 CG> crushes them, pops the ash back into the composter. 
Yesterday the Vancouver WA police were digging up a man's bones from
a flower bed.  His girl-friend was arrested some time ago for flushing
the fleshy parts into the septic tank.
... "Temporary Meadow"?  Oh, you mean a clear-cut.
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