CG> My commercial-scale composter that sits in the laundry closet, is
CG> capable of digesting an entire human body. I'm writing a short
CG> story about a guy who gets fed up with his wife's nagging (about
CG> his love of composting). He does her in, pops the bones (even the
CG> skull will fit!) into the composter. The worms do their thing. He
CG> takes the bones from the bottom of the feed and roasts them,
CG> crushes them, pops the ash back into the composter.
Yesterday the Vancouver WA police were digging up a man's bones from
a flower bed. His girl-friend was arrested some time ago for flushing
the fleshy parts into the septic tank.
... "Temporary Meadow"? Oh, you mean a clear-cut.
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