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echo: locsysop
to: Brenton Vettoretti
from: Bob Lawrence
date: 1996-05-21 08:45:48
subject: USR 28.8 Modems

BV> I wonder how many people I could kill with a Radar Detector ?
 BL> If you mounted it on a length of 3-by-2 you might get a couple.

 BV> Hey. What a great idea. If I were to do that I might get a few
 BV> other loonies to copy me and then we could get the government
 BV> to buy them back from us.

  You'd have to kill 35 in Tasmania, though.

 BV> I honestly can't see what they get from owning a gun of any
 BV> sort, let alone one which is only meant to kill people. As for
 BV> calling it a "sport" that has got to be a joke.

  I think I can get inside their minds... they feel threatened. They
expect the "police" to turn up one day and rape all their women, and
in that case they *need* a semiautomatic Armalite to fight off the
"police" and protect their... (insert pet insanity).

  I had a workmate who started to collect tinned food because he was
convinced Armageddon was coming and he wanted to survive. I tried to
explain that *if* it came he wouldn't survive. He was a little fat
slob and the starving mob would take it off him. I explained that he'd
do better in the mob, and to read about the Jews who survived Germany.
So he bought a rifle! And his wife left him, sensibly, and so did I.

  I could understand his mind perfectly. Each lunacy fit the others to
make a consistent whole. He was barking crazy! The poor bastards feel
so threatened by this civilised Australia of ours that they stockpile
food and buy SLRs to "protect" ... what? Anyone with an SLR is crazy -
it's that simple.

 BL> I've been paying taxes all my life and the only thing I got was
 BL> a free Carpel's Tunnel operation... $1,500 back for something
 BL> like $300,000 outlaid.

 BV> Hey. That's a bargain. It's more than most.

  The more I look at Anarchy, the better I like the idea. I saw in the
paper on Sunday that the Australian Health bill for next year is
expected to be $36,000M! That's $6,000 for every family in Australia.
Who the hell is running up these incredible bills? Who are these other
sickly bastards I'm propping up?

Regards,
Bob
 
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