DC> BG> that and you'll be sentenced to selling Yugo parts for three
onths.
DC>
DC> Which reminds me: Why do Yugos have heated back windows?
DC>
DC>
DC> To keep your hands warm as you push them
DC> in the winter...
Har har har har har!!!!!!! Yuk yuk yuk! ROTFLMAO! The world's only
human-powered car. Think we could sell them in California? No
pollution, genuine flow-through ventilation due to the rust holes, etc?
DC> There used to be a lot of them in this area. I understand it's been
DC> some 8 years or more since they've been built.
Bummer. The Holder 12 is a fine, low-priced boat. 3/4 as much fun as
a Laser for 1/5 the price.
DC> You sure? I was thinking of adding a ram to my boat... ;)
Um, let's see, what possible defensive use is there for a ram?
Hmmm.....
Got it! It is there to protect your prow from the sides of boats that
get in your way, yeah, that's the ticket ...
DC> A better one was after sailing around the Sailing School group. One
DC> of the other boats out there helping was a former student, as well
DC> as my daughter on my boat. Natalie had nailed him with some water
DC> balloons the previous week.
DC>
DC> Anyhow, he came in under power and moved over close to my boat,
DC> on the lee side. Just as he passed near the jib area, a bucket
DC> of water was released on my daughter! Yes, I saw it coming and
DC> held a steady course, keeping Natalie watching really close at
DC> our jib. After all, she had got me with more than my fair
DC> share of water balloons before, too! }:-)
So, how hard was it to keep from smiling? Did Natalie know that you
helped? Ah, revenge is so wet ... er, sweet!
DC> BG> lake, why, you'd take full advantage of the opportunity! You'd
DC> BG> probably feel a instant of guilt ... nah, no guilt at all. Just be
DC> BG> sure to maintain the plausible deniability.
DC>
DC> You are right about that, however, during the races, they are
DC> outlawed. They are ok for between and after races, however. :)
Drat! I was hoping for one more weapon in the arsenal of (dirty)
tricks.
Bill Gee
(Internet) bgee@sky.net
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