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echo: sailing
to: DAN CEPPA
from: BILL GEE
date: 1996-03-22 20:33:00
subject: Small Boats&wanting to b

DC>  BG> that and  you'll be sentenced to selling Yugo parts for three 
onths.
DC>  
DC> Which reminds me:  Why do Yugos have heated back windows?  
DC> 
DC> 
DC>                    To keep your hands warm as you push them 
DC>                    in the winter...  
Har har har har har!!!!!!!  Yuk yuk yuk!  ROTFLMAO!  The world's only 
human-powered car.  Think we could sell them in California?  No
pollution,  genuine flow-through ventilation due to the rust holes, etc?
DC> There used to be a lot of them in this area.  I understand it's been 
DC> some 8 years or more since they've been built.  
Bummer.  The Holder 12 is a fine, low-priced boat.  3/4 as much fun as
a  Laser for 1/5 the price.
DC> You sure?  I was thinking of adding a ram to my boat...  ;)  
Um, let's see, what possible defensive use is there for a ram? 
Hmmm.....
Got it!  It is there to protect your prow from the sides of boats that
get  in your way, yeah, that's the ticket ...
DC> A better one was after sailing around the Sailing School group.  One 
DC> of the other boats out there helping was a former student, as well 
DC> as my daughter on my boat.  Natalie had nailed him with some water 
DC> balloons the previous week.  
DC> 
DC> Anyhow, he came in under power and moved over close to my boat, 
DC> on the lee side.  Just as he passed near the jib area, a bucket 
DC> of water was released on my daughter!  Yes, I saw it coming and 
DC> held a steady course, keeping Natalie watching really close at 
DC> our jib.  After all, she had got me with more than my fair 
DC> share of water balloons before, too!   }:-)  
So, how hard was it to keep from smiling?  Did Natalie know that you 
helped?  Ah, revenge is so wet ... er, sweet!
DC>  BG> lake, why, you'd take  full advantage of the opportunity!  You'd
DC>  BG> probably feel a instant of guilt  ... nah, no guilt at all.  Just be
DC>  BG> sure to maintain the plausible deniability.
DC> 
DC> You are right about that, however, during the races, they are 
DC> outlawed.  They are ok for between and after races, however.  :)  
Drat!  I was hoping for one more weapon in the arsenal of (dirty)
tricks.
Bill Gee
(Internet) bgee@sky.net
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