It's not a perfect world, but what's your excuse?
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
Play Muzak on elevators, rap on escalators, and I'll WALK
Coward:  One who in thinks with his legs.
Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMMEDIATEL
My other car is a Zamboni.
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus
Fatal Error!  Windows broke.
"Toto! Don't go into the desert!"$f{at}#(%$^#$&{at}# NO TERRIER
I'm a tagline. When I grow up I wanna be a novel.
It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it.
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble!
Psychoceramics: the study of crackpots.
Dahlmer on cooking : Shish-K-Bob; Fruit Compote
I'd Rather Be Computing Than COMMUTING!
Panic: can't find  rm --rf *
No it isn't...  No it isn't...  No it isn't... No it ...
Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDT!
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