I've did a recent background check on Woger, none of it really very
surprising but since it's all pretty funny and really only confirms
what we've know or suspected about Woger, I thought I'd share it with you:
1). Woger has been in and out of mental institutions for sometime. Most
recently in 06/99. In April of 2002 he received community service (20
hours) had to go to group sessions when he was convicted of stalking a
local woman (non felony charges).
2). Woger lives in his mommie's old house she's dead but when she was
alive she once had him committed to a mental hospital.
3). Woger is a high school drop out who has never ever ever held
anything but part time jobs. He hasn't filed a tax return in over 4
years (thus Woger has no fucking job) Yes, West Virginia that means no
MASTER DEGREE and claims of a PLATINUM CARD are just so much horse shit.
4). Woger is morbidly obese, supposedly 297 lbs but he looks heavier.He
only stands 5 feet and 6 inches, he was born in 1955. He is one old fat
gross piece of shit.
5). Woger was never in the Air Force or he was given a dishonorable
discharge. He is not listed in the national vet data base.
6). Woger is a habitual liar. His IQ is well below average at 91.
7). Woger has been jailed numerous times for domestic abuse of both his
ex (Pam Wiseman) and his mother. He has two felony convictions for
felony domestic abuse. In 1995 Woger was given a suspended sentence of 3
years for domestic abuse. In 06/1999 Woger was court ordered to a mental
hospital (for beating on his poor sick and old mother).
8). In 2001 Woger's house was condemned (can you fucking imagine how bad
a shack has to be before West Vagina will condemn it?). Only by agreeing
to make certain (unspecified in court records) repairs was Woger able to
save his shack.
If any of this is a surprise to any of you please let me know so I can
laugh my ass off at you!
-Jesus
You may now post your laugh tracks here or in Woger's case your
snipping, backpedalling or just straight lying!! :) :) :)
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Woger Wiseman Gallery of Shame:
"Uhhhhhh, yeah, I'm calling you about giving you a dick sucking
and all that..." Woger Wiseman blows his heterosexual cover and
admits his desire for the Jesus cock in afcbck$j0546@pita.alt.net
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fights you illarate fuck!"
Woger explains his battle plan in ^^^^^^^
9ujg6$hpa$@dosa.alt.net
"Dr. Seuss is above your reading level you. You fucker illerate"
kc8jbo@alt.net Woger demonstrates his superior sentence ^^^^^^
structure and spelling ability.
"...I never went to high school..."
Woger laments his lack of education in (a129t$i578@pita.alt.net)
Mehehe... Well, "grammer" sic boy, you definately have no room
to talk... (9viq9f$2@dosa.alt.net) ^^^^^^^
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WOGER WISEMAN COCKROACH HUNTER premiers tonight on the Hillbilly Station!
Woger hunts dangerous cockroach in the trailer parks of West Vagina with
his side kick Chason!
Tonight's episode Woger and Chason hunt the dangerous Bung Munch Roaches
in Wiseman's own home (Bung Munch Roachs crawl up you butt and eat your
innards out!)
Wiseman: Alrightie mate, be more very careful and be verrry vvverry quiet.
Remember these roaches can smell your fear.
Chason: I ain't your mate, you mommie living fag!
Wiseman: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think they've already gotten mommie
Marie! Blimey, I won't have to the bleeding trash out!
Chason: Why you talking like a 'Roo fucking aSStralian, you dick sucker?
You need to clean this place up you fucking pig!
Wiseman: Run like the wind mate, they know we're here!
Chason: Get your hand off my butt Wiseman! Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggg
help something crawled up my ass, and it's to big for Wiseman!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Helllllpppppppppppppppp! The pain!
Roaches: MUNCH! MUNCH!
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Billy Jack and Joe Bob give it up fists up the bun!
Rex Reid says: "That Wiseman is so BITCH!
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WOGER
(Xemblinkosky/Davies)
He lives in a trailor park somewhere in West Vagina
Where he drinks down cum in the faggot bars and it tastes just like his
mommy's Vagina,
See-oh-el-aye stinky Vagina!
He walked up to a fag and asked him to dance
And he'll tell you his name in a real girlie voice
El-oh-el-aye Woger, Wo-wo-wo-Woger!
Now Wiseman's not the most physical guy
But when he sucks your cock he'll inhale your spine
Oh my Woger Wo-Wo-Wo-ger!
Wo-ger Wo-Wo-Wo-ger!
Well Woger's real dumb and he can't understand
Why he walk like a woman but gets butt fucked like a man
Oh my Wo-ger Wo-Wo-Woger!
Well he drank a lot of cum and pranced all night,
Under his terrible overbite
Woger found a black man and sat down on his knee,
He said pretty brother will you make me a G?
Well that guy was a bum and wino but really fell for his Wo-ger
Wo-Wo-Wo-ger!
He push him to the floor
Woger got down on his knees
He looked at his pecker
He inhaled till he sneezed!
Well that is the way Woger wants to stay
Wo-Wo-Wo Wo-ger
Woger is a boy but dresses like a girl
He lives in a muddled faggot world
Wo-Wo-Wo Wo-ger
Well Woger left home just a week before
He'd only had sex with his mommy before
Well Woger's not the most masculine of fags
But he knows he is in drag,
Oh Wo-ger
Wo-Wo-Woger! Wo-Wo-Wo-Wo-ger!
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HOW TO SPEAK HILLBILLY BY WOGER WISEMAN:
"Basios"...word Woger uses when he gets neeeerrrrvous.
"Behing"...a cross between being and behind?
"Feamle"...I think he meant female.
"Losser"...only loser Roger can do it better.
"Ignroant"...typical, considering the source.
"Sluprs"...only Rogie knows what this means.
"Travelled"...a Rogerism, replete with ignorance.
"Postss"...pssst...Roger..that should be Posts.
"Defgenerate"...well, it's Roger's word...
"Faity"...he meant to say Fairy, but you know Roger.
"Distribiution"...Roger likes using phonics.
"Biotch"...he meant Bitch, but his phonics took over again.
"Methjadone"...a West Virginia substitute for Heroin.
"Anoinymous"...a cross between anonymous and annoying?
"Sumbliminal"...one of Roger's favorites.
"Recepticle"...either of Roger's moist cavaties.
"Cociane"...a West Virginia drug of choice?
"Tiome"...Roger meant to say Time...but his fingers were numb.
"Beraking"...no definition. Could mean 'beraking' the leaves,
"Amny"...he meant 'any',
"Nlay"...a town in Maylaysia? Vermont?
"Al;ong"...only Wussman knows what this means.
"Becasu"...well, becasu Roger is not the brightest bulb on the tree.
"Seperation". Why? Because Roger cannot "seperate" from his mommie!
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