David, at 07:06 on May 27 1996, you wrote to Bill Grimsley...

BG> Which reminds me, would you and Jill be interested in a pair 
BG> of African Peachfaces (lovebirds) ?  I've been offered them 
BG> for free, but ours are breeding again, and we'll have coming 
BG> out of our arses in a few weeks.  :)

DD> Thanks, but no thanks - we spend too much time away to have dependant 
DD> guests.  We used to leave the cat by himself and he ate all the wildlife 
DD> (and the little old lady from flat 3) - never again!

True, but now that your cat has met his maker, I thought you might like the
patter of little claws running around the unit.  They make great watchbirds
too, and their beaks can remove large chunks of flesh if they're that way
inclined (which is why we don't really want any more either).  :)

However, as you're not interested, you can go fuck yourself instead.

Regards, Bill
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