Another Arkancide??? In case you haven't heard...
Remember Rush talking about the Arkansas mechanic that found all those
cancelled checks to ol' Billy in the back of a car? I just heard he
met HIS death over the weekend. It seems he was going way too fast
(like most people do when being chased down) and hit a pillar or
embankment. It sure isn't safe to get in a car or plane if you know
Bill Clinton! Next to their mafia-style hits, they do seem to like
to use "death via transportation".
Funny, all the mechanics I knew in Arkansas were pretty good drivers.
Even if they drove fast, they generally were quite good at that too,
since they knew better than anyone what a car is capable of. 
I'm also starting to feel like a contestant in David Letterman's
"Brush with Greatness" where they just *almost* have run-ins with
celebraties (except in this case, it would be "Brush with LOWness"!)
First I used to go to the club where Roger Clinton played (and we've
come to find out, where Bill picked up his drugs)...and now there is
Liz Ward. She used really like my brother and they did hang around
together...although I think he mostly just liked her as a friend. (I
always thought she was a little "fast" for his tastes). Sometime
after that, I dated the "boy she left behind" when she went off to
seek her fortune...or maybe to get away from Clinton...?
I would say it's a "small world" but it's more likely because
Arkansas is a *small* state...which is probably much like Bill's
favorite appendage. 
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