Also Sprach Jeff Vineburg:
JV>We wonder why they all look like
JV>A three dollar whore
JV>(a three dollar whore)
:))
If he could get past PJ's nose, he's hung like a donkey.
JV>Do the Lewinsky  (tune of Locomotion - this is a rough draft)
JV>Well I can see you have the knack..
Woah, woh..
Now that you can do it, let's pull the train nowwww..
[c'mon, baby (etc.)]
My Secret Service agents got subpoenaed again nowww..
[c'mon, baby (etc.)]
I gotta make sure they don't tattle 'bout you,
They'll maybe hold their water if they get some too,
So come on, come on, do da stroke-a-motion w/ me (and them)..
[I've been subverting/perverting songs for 30 years.
I never thought you could make money at it.]
 ~8-)
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