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Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2003 18:23:23 GMT
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From: Quackers 
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Subject: Re: how do you punish your birdy when its bad?
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PMD flushed and wrote :

>The oldest bird is not necessarily the leader. Younger birds can
>periodically challenge for flock leadership and this applies to our pet
>birds. The bird is genetically programmed to challenge for leadership as
>each flock requires a strong leader. If the current leader is sick or old
>then the young pretenders will challenge. It's survival of the fittest. Pet
>birds will challenge the flock leader (You) as they become adolescent and
>reach sexual maturity. A firm voice is all that is required (Not shouting)
>and for a temporarily naughty bird certainly no physical voilence. African
>Greys do not use violence in the wild and will not understand the concept
>and react back at you or become phobic. Please learn to understand flock
>behaviour.

You're a rill flocking birdbrain.