I AM NOT CONCEITED! I JUST HATE MORTALS.
"Mr. Worf, fire at will.     "Oh, jeez where'd Rik
IBM = Impenetrable Brain Matter
If you didn't know what it was, you wouldn't have called.
Go ahead, Moderate my day.
New Book: Roger Clinton: My Career Without My Brother Bil
Megahertz--when something is really painful.
Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong!
Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting.
This unit ... must ... survive.
Camaro: $15,500, and $17,000 if you trade in your Yugo.
"Good morning" is an opinion, not a greeting.
Never mind the dog, beware of the owner & fecal deposits.
?BABY ON BOARD? -just means five more points
Located next to the Michael Jackson Child Care Center
Save our  planet, leave something of value behind.
The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only.
If there is no GOD, who pops up the next kleenex?
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
I'm not worthless!  I can always serve as a bad example!
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