-=> Quoting Earnest Padgette to John Lewis <=-
 JL>NP>And here in Baltimore it is illegal for you to own or wear a bullet
 JL>  >proof vest as a generic citizen.  Double sigh...
 JL>  >---
 JL>        What's the point in that law?...
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 EP> Only a criminal would wear a vest to protect himself from
 EP> police bullets. Since the general public won't be shot at by
 EP> the police, they don't need the vests. Ernie P.
 And no doubt the same benevolent police force will protect all your rights 
too (except that embarassing 2nd), so you may turn your firearms in now also.
We're all on the same team anyway, and they're TRAINED, so line up!
 Anyway, would dada gov't let anything BAD happen to you? Nooooooo.
While we're at it, I propose that we get rid of assault lawyers. The gov't 
makes the laws, so they obviously know when they're broken. As they always 
have your best interests at heart (and rarely make an error), you'll have no 
NEED to protect yourself from something that means you no harm. Why should we 
support such an expensive and redundant system? All that extra $$ that we (as 
a COMMUNEity) save could go to help the less well off or lazy.
 I'm getting that warm, cozy feeling again...
... Turned in my guns, all I got was these crummy leg-irons. ___ Blue 
Wave/QWK v2.12 
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