BV> I wonder how many people I could kill with a Radar Detector ?
 BL> If you mounted it on a length of 3-by-2 you might get a couple.
 BL> You'd have to kill 35 in Tasmania, though.

 BV> How about 3.5 in Concord ?

  Jess would make short work of a radar detector on a stick. She eats
a mat every night, and has the outside furniture down to bare metal. 

 BL> They expect the "police" to turn up one day and rape all their
 BL> women

 BV> It must be something like that. I guess I can understand it to
 BV> a certain degree. Sure, they enjoy playing with guns, but they
 BV> call claim to be "sporting shooters", so why can't they leave
 BV> the guns at the gun club or something like that. Surely they
 BV> must be aware of the dangers of having them lying around in the
 BV> house.

  It's the danger they like... it adds to their masculinity. Sad,
really. A dick and testosterone isn't enough.

 BL> I had a workmate who started to collect tinned food because he
 BL> was convinced Armageddon was coming and he wanted to survive.

 BV> ROFL...That ain't going to happen for a long time. Don't we
 BV> have to wait until the number of Abrahams Children are equal or
 BV> greater than the grains of sand in the world ? Or some such
 BV> rubbish. The way that they have made a profession out of being
 BV> persecuted, it'll never happen. Perhaps that's why they do it
 BV> :)

  It was an insurance salesman who gave me my greatest insight into
Armageddon. In those days I was polite and used logic instead of just
telling them to fuck off. In reply to life insurance I asked what
happens if Kruschev doesn't pull out of Cuba and Kennedy drops a Bomb.
This dates me.

  His answer was brilliant: if it comes to that, what is the use?
Money won't be worth anything. Am insurance policy wil be the least of
your worries.

  It's true! And the same applies to survivalists. In hard times, the
ones who survive are the ones who adapt. The ones with the guns and
the stockpiled food are the ones the mob tears apart. The only place
to be is in the mob. If they're burning Jews this week, be a Nazi. If
they're hanging Nazis, be a Jew. Schindler is my hero.

  But don't bother with life insurance. 

 BL> The more I look at Anarchy, the better I like the idea. I saw
 BL> in the paper on Sunday that the Australian Health bill for next
 BL> year is expected to be $36,000M! That's $6,000 for every family
 BL> in Australia.

 BV> Fuck me.

  It even worse than that. $6,000 is 60 fucks, more than one a week.

 BL> Who the hell is running up these incredible bills? Who are
 BL> these other sickly bastards I'm propping up?

 BV> Hmmm...You know all those blokes with their AK-47's ???

  That's the problem. They're shooting the wrong fokkers.

Regards,
Bob
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