This guy has an interesting take on current events.
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The Washington Times - Politics
March 27, 1998
Wesley Pruden
Woooooo, pig! Sooie! The year of the babe
The good news, guys, is that 1998 is the year of the babe, and
Bill Clinton did it. The year of the hooter, the broad, the bird,
the fox, the frail, the wench, the quail, the crumpet, the
fluffball, the dish. The casual squeeze who doesn't call a lawyer
when a Big He licks his chops and makes a move on her, the doll
who understands what's really what.
Don't take my word for it. Gloria Steinem and Anita Hill say so.
Would a couple of pastries like Glo and Anita, so cute when
they're mad, lie to us? Who says the Comeback Kid has no legacy?
Stokely Carmichael wrote the script for this White House years
ago. Responding to the complaint that there were no positions
available for wise, clever women in the civil-rights movement, he
famously replied: "Sure there are, lots of positions. All of 'em
horizontal."
Just when men were resigned to lonely Saturday nights stretching
from here to eternity, the president brings back booty call. Ye
maidens of little faith thought this guy was just another liberal
pig. Pig my eye, he's a randy ol' razorback, down from the tall
brush in the Arkansas hills with nostrils flaring and ready for
whoever knows how to call the hogs. Send the wife to work and the
kids out to play in the traffic. It's midnight in America again.
NOW becomes an acronym for "Noodling, Orgies and Wooing." Patty
Ireland, get out of here, unless you're getting up to put on
something comfortable. Is anybody brave enough to imagine Ann
Lewis in baby-doll pajamas or Pat Schroeder in a wet T-shirt? Pop
the top on a cold one on your way past the fridge, Sweetmeat.
This Bud's for me.
Real women are rightly aghast, of course, at Clintonwoo, but they
probably vote Republican, anyway. "This is not the love
relationship of FDR and Lucy Mercer, Wendell Willkie and Irita
Van Doren, or Thomas Jefferson and Maria Cosway (and/or Sally
Hemings)," writes Noemie Emery in the Weekly Standard. "This is
not a strong attraction to an individual person, which can be
understood, and forgiven. Rather it is the frenzied pursuit of
nameless and featureless figures, reduced to one single physical
function, who are quickly discarded after being used. These are
not the relations of humans and equals, but rather the habits of
users with victims, the commerce of masters and slaves." The
Arkansas flasher is an example to all.
Nobody needs a real woman when you can get a yummy bunny like
Glo. Mzz Steinem's got attitude, authentic Clinton attitude: "
the president's approval ratings have remained high," she notes
in her famous piece in the New York Times. "Why? The truth is
that even if the allegations are true, the president is not
guilty of sexual harassment. He is accused of having made a
gross, dumb and reckless pass at a supporter during a low point
in her life.
"What if Clinton lied under oath about some or all of the above?
Perhaps we have a responsibility to make it OK for politicians to
tell the truth -- providing they are respectful of 'no means no;
yes means yes' -- and still be able to enter high office,
including the presidency. Until then, we will disqualify energy
and talent the country needs -- as we are doing right now."
Right on. Is there a man alive who doesn't remember the nights in
his bachelor days when he eagerly agreed with politics he didn't
like or even a daffy religious view if he thought it might light
the way to paradise when the lights grew dim?
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... Four blonds in a Volkswagen - farfromthinkin'
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