On 05/04/06, Nicolay Simonov said...

NS>  Anyhow some people suffer every time after yesterday's. Whether  
NS> in Russia or in Sweden.
BF> I'm only suffering from a headache and bleeding feet.
NS> Every time after yesterday's?
NS> Will there be an exam?
BF> Do you think this is some kind of a school?
NS> Is it a game, then, or what?
BF> Thought you said you were a fast-learner.
NS> I didn't say that.
BF> Then it's time for you to start.
 
NS>  When I find stubby, I'll ask him if it is true.

Aye, laddie, sadly, ait's truu...

Ait's tyme for yu tu laern tha truu waies o' tha dwarves o' tha 1275th.
Doon't think ov ait as a punishmant, laddie; think ov ait as soomthin' that
will make yu strongar (if ait doesn't kill yu, thaat ais...).

First, yu need to sned $127.50 tu tha NCORF, office of Da RSM. Thais ais for
yor drivel lessons, sneddin' papers, phunny hat, aardvark detector, and
decoder ring. Doon't be suprised if noone ov those items evar arrive; we
make nu promises here, except thaat yu'll raegret yor staie. 

Next, yu hav'ta assume a "position" as a MC&D apprentice dwarf. As an
apprentice, yu are slightlie bettar than a newbie, but are still the low man
on tha totem poll, so tu speak. Yu will remain the lowest form of dwarf ain
tha whole blamed echo until sooch tyme as the moore experienced dwarves saie
that you are no longar the last dwarf ain tha peckin' order. 

Finally, if yu know what's good for yu, you'll sned off an offerin', tu gain
tha good will ov tha troops ait CADB Calgary, Rm 1275, 13410 Flander's Ave,
Calgary, AB, Canada. Haggis, scotch whiskey, or Canadian Tire  tools are
all verie gud suggestions ain thaat raegard. 

I hear thaat tha motor pool ais lookin' for a nu apprentice. Ait might be a
bettar "position" thaan floor sweepar ait tha deli. Gud luck. 
 

--- Mystic BBS v1.07.3 (DOS)