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25. Florida is not considered a southern state.  There are far
    more Yankees than Southerners living there.
26. In southern churches you will here the hymn, All Glory, Laud
    and Honor. You will also here expressions such as, "Laud,
    have mercy", Good Laud", and "Laudy, Laudy, Laudy".
27. As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55 mph
    zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember, many
    folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as John
    Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position for the
    vehicle.
28. You can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you
    already know the positions of key hills, trees and rocks,
    you're better off trying to find it yourself.
T.E. - San Diego Ilks (Sgt. at Arms)
... "He's dead, Jim... Ensign Dahmer!  Stop that!"
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