PE> My eyes are brown, or if you want to make fun of them, ginger.

 BG> Really? I thought you only had one eye.

 BL> The broken beer bottle glass works really well; much better
 BL> than the amthysts. The Paul of Wollstonecraft icon is so
 BL> natural the eyes seem to follow you about the room with a wild,
 BL> mad stare. The dog is terrified of it.

 BG> Good answer, but I think you missed my point. You know,
 BG> one-eyed...?

  No... I saw it, and at first I was going to put a beer-bottle in the
middle of his forehead but I couldn't think of a way to link it to
USR modems. It's not easy being an insulting bastard...

 BL> Do you expect him to die soon? He can't last much longer
 BL> without a brain, surely?

 BG> ROFL! I'd call you a complete cunt, except that I needed an
 BG> excuse to get rid of this clunky spare keyboard anyway. 

  Thank you. I was proud of that line. 

Regards,
Bob
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