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   ||  Ten Commandments of the Jaguar Owner
   ||  By: Jason Hill
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1. Thou shalt always get the Particle Laser.
2. Thou shalt brag to thy friends that you have AvP and they do not.
3. Thou shalt place a Jaguar bumper sticker proudly upon thy vehicle.
4. Thou shalt always use the A-10 Thunderbolt for ground missions and
   the F-14 Tomcat for air attack missions.
5. Thou shalt accept the fact thy 1st-person shooters have no in-game
   music.
6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Saturn, Playstation, nor N64.
7. Thou shalt spend $60 on a $40 game in the hopes it will save the
   Jaguar's future.
8. Thou shalt mock those who paid 200 bucks for a next-gen system when
   you got one for $50.
9. Thou shalt honor thy human victims by becoming visible before
   killing them if thou wisheth to gain the Combi-Stick.
10. Thou shalt have no other programmers before Jeff Minter.
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