On (18 Feb 03) Barry Martin wrote to George Pope...
 BM> GP> The old UAE of Windows 3.0 lives on! :P
 BM> GP> (they hyped a lot about how version 3.1 did away with the
 BM> GP> UAE("Unavoidable Application Error") but all they
did is rename it
 BM> GPF
 BM> GP> ("General Protecteon Fault); anyhow, "Division by
Zero" is
 BM> Division by
 BM> GP> Zero, regardless of what the docs call it! :P
 BM>
 BM> Yess, but it sounds so much more politically correct! 

Not to ME!!! :P

I prefer, always, TRUTH!!! (or, if you prefer, "pravda"(non-capitalized)

 BM> GP> There's several using my little disclaimer. . . :P (without even
 BM> having
 BM> GP> the decency of doing a minimal job of customizing/personalizing it
 BM> GP> first!) :P
 BM>
 BM> Gee, and we thought you stole, err, borrowed it from someone else!!

Perhaps I _DID_, but I just do not recall!
Some things I use I do recall 'acquiring' first! *LOL* (always with
permission, when possible) :)

 BM> Gettin' down to the nitty gritty!!

Yuup, good 'ol Commode Door Vic=20! (my first computer -- I loved that
little beast! *LOL*)

(I even got that sucker doing hi-res graphics!) :) (it was never
factory-spec'ed for high-res!) :P

Here's some more computer pics, from my favourite ascii artist, Joan
Stark:

* tiny computer- 4 line *  11/96
             _
            |-|  __
       jgs  |=| [Ll]
            "^" ====`o


                    _
              __   |-|
       jgs   [Ll]  |=|
             ====`o"^"



     * 5 line computer *  11/96
           ____
          ||""||
          ||__||
     jgs  [ -=.]`)
          ====== 0



     -=[ little computer ]=-  8/98
                    _
               ___ |=|
              |[_]||-|
               )_(\|_|
        jgs   :::::O



     -=[ person sitting at computer - 5 lines ]=-  12/96
                                       _
                                  ~0  (_|
                                 |(_~|^~~|
                                 TT/_ T"T
                        jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



     -=[ bald guy at computer ]=-  4/98
                    ___
                  .'   `'.
                 /   _    |
                 #__/ \--/ \
                (,  \'/ \\'/        .----.
                 |     -' |        /|     '--.
                  \   '=  /        ||    ]|   `-.
                  /`-.__.'         ||    ]|    ::|
               .-'`-.__ \__        ||    ]|    ::|
              /        ``  `.      ||    ]|    ::|
            _ |     \     \  \     \|    ]|   .-'
           / \|      \    |   \     L.__  .--'(
          |   |\      `.  |    \  ,---|_      \---------,
          |   | '.      './\    \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|
          |   \   '.      '.'. /`\/ .-'          '.   / |
          |   |     `'.     `;-:-;`)|             |-./  |
          |   /_       `'--./_  ` )/'-------------')/)  |
          \   |
`""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ ( 
|
           |  |            / `---` `==='          /   ) |
           /  \           /                      /   (  |
          |    '------.  |'--------------------'|     ) |
           \           `-|                      |    /  |
            `--...,______|                      |   (   |
                   | |   |                      |    ) ,|
                   | |   |                      |   ( /||
                   | |   |                      |   )/ `"
                  /   \  |                      |  (/
            jgs .' /I\ '.|                      |  /)
             .-'_.'/ \'. |                      | /
             ```  `"""` `| .-------------------.||
                         `"`                   `"`



     -=[ man at computer ]=-  4/98
                   _,,,_
                 .'     `'.
                /     ____ \
                |  .-'_  _\/
                \_/   a  a|
                (,`     \ |         .----.
                 |     -' |        /|     '--.
                  \   '=  /        ||    ]|   `-.
                  /`-.__.'         ||    ]|    ::|
               .-'`-.__ \__        ||    ]|    ::|
              /        ``  `.      ||    ]|    ::|
            _ |     \     \  \     \|    ]|   .-'
           / \|      \    |   \     L.__  .--'(
          |   |\      `.  |    \  ,---|_      \---------,
          |   | '.      './\    \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|
          |   \   '.     `'.'. /`\/ .-'          '.   / |
          |   |     `'.     `;-:-;`)|             |-./  |
          |   /_       `'--./_  ` )/'-------------')/)  |
          \   |
`""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ ( 
|
           |  |            / `---` `==='          /   ) |
           /  \           /                      /   (  |
          |    '------.  |'--------------------'|     ) |
           \           `-|                      |    /  |
            `--...,______|                      |   (   |
                   | |   |                      |    ) ,|
                   | |   |                      |   ( /||
                   | |   |                      |   )/ `"
                  /   \  |                      |  (/
            jgs .' /I\ '.|                      |  /)
             .-'_.'/ \'. |                      | /
             ```  `"""` `| .-------------------.||
                         `"`                   `"`


     -=[ woman at computer ]=-  4/98
                   _,,,_
                 .'     `'.
                /     ____ \
               |    .'_  _\/
               /    ) a  a|         .----.
              /    (    > |        /|     '--.
             (      ) ._  /        ||    ]|   `-.
             )    _/-.__.'`\       ||    ]|    ::|
            (  .-'`-.   \__ )      ||    ]|    ::|
             `/      `-./  `.      ||    ]|    ::|
            _ |    \      \  \     \|    ]|   .-'
           / \|     \   \  \  \     L.__  .--'(
          |   |\     `. /  /   \  ,---|_      \---------,
          |   `\'.     '. /`\   \/ .--._|=-    |_      /|
          |     \ '.     '._ './`\/ .-'          '.   / |
          |     |   `'.     `;-:-;`)|             |-./  |
          |    /_      `'--./_  ` )/'-------------')/)  |
          \   |
`""""----"`\//`""`/,===..'`````````/ ( 
|
           |  |            / `---` `==='          /   ) |
           /  \           /                      /   (  |
          |    '------.  |'--------------------'|     ) |
           \           `-|                      |    /  |
            `--...,______|                      |   (   |
                   | |   |                      |    ) ,|
                   | |   |                      |   ( /||
                   | |   |                      |   )/ `"
                  /   \  |                      |  (/
            jgs .' /I\ '.|                      |  /)
             .-'_.'/ \'. |                      | /
             ```  `"""` `| .-------------------.||
                         `"`                   `"`

-=[ computers ]=-  3/97
                 ___________
                |.---------.|
                ||         ||
                ||         ||
                ||         ||
                |'---------'|
                 `)__ ____('
                 [=== -- o ]--.
               __'---------'__ \
          jgs [::::::::::: :::] )
              
`""'"""""'""""`/T\
                              \_/

                   ___________
                  /          /|
                 /__________/ |
                |.---------.| |
                ||         || |
                ||         || |
                ||         || |
                |'---------'|/
                 `)__ _____(']
                 [=== -- o ]/--.
               __'---------'__  \
          jgs [::::::::::: :::]  )
              
`""'"""""'""""` /T\
                               \_/



     -=[ computer system ]=-  1/99
                                   _______
                                  | ___  o|
                                  |[_-_]_ |
               ______________     |[_____]|
              |.------------.|    |[_____]|
              ||            ||    |[====o]|
              ||            ||    |[_.--_]|
              ||            ||    |[_____]|
              ||            ||    |      :|
              ||____________||    |      :|
          .==.|""  ......    |.==.|      :|
          |::| '-.________.-' |::||      :|
          |''|  (__________)-.|''||______:|
          `""`_.............._\""`______
             /:::::::::::'':::\`;'-.-.  `\
            /::=========.:.-::"\ \ \--\   \
           
\`""""""""""""""""`/
 \ \__)   \
         jgs
`""""""""""""""""`
   '========'



     -=[ cat at the computer ]=-  4/97

                        /\             /\
                       |`\\_,--="=--,_//`|
                       \ ."  :'. .':  ". /
                      ==)  _ :  '  : _  (==
                        |>/O\   _   /O\<|
                        | \-"~` _ `~"-/ |
                       >|`===. \_/ .===`|<
             jgs .-"-.   \==='  |  '===/   .-"-.
          .-----{'. '`}---\,  .-'-.  ,/---{.'. '}-----.
          |     `"---"`     `~-===-~`     `"---"`     |
          |     .-------------------------------.     |
          |     |                               |     |
          |     |                               |     |
          |     |                    .--.       |     |
          |     |                  ."  o \__    |     |
          |     |               _.-"    ,(  `   |     |
          |     |           _.-"      ,;;|      |     |
          |     |      _.-=" _,"    ,,;;;'      |     |\
          |     |  .-"`_.-"``-..,,;;;;:'        |     |'\
          |     |  `"'`          `\`\           |     |.'`\
          |     |                 /^\\\         |     |'.'`}
          |     |                               |     } '. }
          |     |                               |    /.'`./
          |     '-------------------------------'   /. './
         _|  _                                     /.`'./
        (.\-/.)--------.__________________.-------{.'. {
         \6 6/         /                  \       `\.'`\
     (   =\ /=  ______/....................\______  \.'.\
      \   /O\  |                                  |  }'.'}
       ) /   \ | [[[[[[[[[[ ===       ()  ()  ()  | {'.'/
      (  U   U |                       ________   |  `~`
       \(|   |)| [[[[[[[[[[ ===       [________]  |
        _w___w_:----------------------------------:_______
       |  []  [][][][] [][][][] [][][][] [][][]  == ===== |
       |                                                  |
       |   [][][][][][][][][][][][][][]_ [][][] [][][][]  |
       |   [_][][][][][][][][][][][][]| |[][][] [][][]||  |
       |   []  [][][][][][][][][][][][__|       [][][]||  |
       |   [__] [][][][][][][][][][][___]  []   [][][]||  |
       |   [_]  [_][_____________][_] [_][][][] [__][]||  |
       '--------------------------------------------------'


NOTE:     I did NOT draw the above picture(s) I have NO ascii art
          drawing ability AT ALL;  I am merely a collector & sharer of
          that which I enjoy of ascii artwork in my travels...

Your friend,
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