BF>> I'm not a bit surprised that you are from the-girls-playing-hockey
 BF>> promised country. That will save you the cost of jockstraps.

 PC>   Aaah but hockey is too expensive for me, and it is hard working
 PC> through the equipment to the desired layer  :)

Of course it's expensive when you haven't figured it out. It isn't the
equiptment you should work you're way through, it's their mentally
defence.

 BF>> Don't try to change the  Put on your bra and get
out on the ice.

 PC>   How did you know?  I have to do it, to sneak up on them.  hahahaha

 BF>> Are you Eddie the Eagle or what?

 PC>   I am better then Eddie the Eagle.   He is now a nobody.  I am who
 PC> I am and  happy.  I don't have to fake a darn thing.

And now all of a sudden you are Dr. Phil?!?!?

 BF>> Ther is one in Calgary as well.

 PC>   Some are all over the place.

That's true and Canuckia is BIG.

 BF>> You don't have to do nuthing at all. Just pull up your legs and wait and
 BF>> when you
 BF>> see a red spot on you chest you'll know it too late.

 PC>   I got the red spot, then my hidguard darted him.  Nice little invention
 PC> from South America, quiet, painless and now I'm married into the family
 PC> what a retreat.   Nice white sandy beaches, and all the rest...and no
 PC> more SNOW, ICE or shovelling.

That kind of red spots should be examined by a trained Nurse. They are
known to cause hallucinations that you describe.

 BF>> Stop to hang up the phone in my ear!
 BF>> If you do that again I'll have you disconnected for good. Both in a
 BF>> figurative and
 BF>> in a literal way. Yo hear.

 PC>  That "click" is my letting up the microphone I broadcast to all my
 PC> loyal followers.

Do it again and they will all be orpans.
Trust me on this.

 PC> If disconnected for good, then that is a blessing
 PC> if figuarative and in a lteral way then that is yours to do, as I am
 PC> already banned in a few countrys, and that is more then my pal Howard
 PC> Stern...who forgot this year to send me a Birthday card since he moved
 PC> over to satellite radio.

At least you have somthing to look forward to, don't think the joint John Lennon
promised to send me will ever come now after 26 years.

 PC> .....=---> silence as Peter departs this message.....

What would happend otherwise? It will stay in the jar?

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