-=> Quoting George Pope to Peter Coggon <=-


 GP> It's up to you to go back in the archives!
 GP> And read, read, read (times 1,275, to be exact!)

  That would mean me spending time I don't have reading loads of
messages that...well....mmmm.....mmmmm 
 
 PC>   My friend got some roadkill...he sure doesn't want that again..it
 PC> totalled his waggon.
 GP> Sounds like your friend almost WAS the roadkill!

  He sure was...nearly, but he bagged his first and last deer.
 
 GP> Well, when you have tenure as a senior member, the rules change
 GP> slightly, but when you're newbiemeat, you suffer the consequences,
 GP> until you've at least READ Da Rulez(understanding them helps, too,
 GP> but not necessarily that much!)

   As already a golden years boy, the rules did change, but I care
not. I still put in normal working hours, but have noted them getting
longer, and well no pay..no OT..northing, and then it is night
and time to have meds and get to bed for the right to enjoy my so-called
senior moments the next day.

 Might not be around too much to notice them as a retiree ones
time is volunteered out to here and there.

  Can't read!  Don't care to read!  Don't understand a thing, and that
comes with age too :) ...so I join the Grummy Old Men circling the
rink listening to Twisted Sister, and Howard Stern in the morning.

 GP> Oh, yeah, right, see Nurse Morris for a Clue Implant, too!
 GP> It helps.

  Mmmmm Nurse Morris you say?

 GP> Trust me.

  Always ... just like I trust Grandpa Willie....

 GP> An excerpt from the aforementioned holy book Da Rulez:

 GP> 2) Don't even THINK about applying for Membership unless you are
 GP> willing to send $127.50 for Drivelling Papers, Phunny Hats, Decoder
 GP> Rings and any other souveniers we might dream up.  And don't be
 GP> surprised if you don't RECEIVE any of the aformentioned items.  We
 GP> make absolutely NO CLAIMS about our honesty here.. only that you'll
 GP> regret your visit. 

  Get that freeking DA Head Cheese in here!   He should be lining up
right now to order an autographed picture and three darts for the
gun that come with my picture...which will be hung with great
reverance over ones pc...or radio when reading my postings or 
listening to me on the air.

YES...for $ 375.00 you can have the whole friggin works, and if you
are lucky for the extra $ 25.00 you can request that my stooge
Allyn get me to sign it.

My net is on 146.520 most evenings...just in time for those having
scanners to listen in...or early morning as the sun goes up, 3.755mhz
LSB as Allyn here at the POINT does the WX...followed by introducing
his hero  and clearing the airways of other stations so I
can sign in and allow my subjects to talk direct to their leader.!!!

So send money...forget any idea you might get something for it, and
if you do, you are B lucky.

 GP> Another fine *gag* *choke* *spit* *spew* MC&D message from the
 GP> Cyberpope 
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 GP> (awww, de poor aardvark!)


 GP> (The Cyberpope(Bishop of ROM!) being merely one more piece of roadkill
 GP> on the Information Superhighway!)


 GP> PS:  no DAMB signatures!!!!

 GP> -!- PPoint 1.76
 GP>  ! Origin: Cyberpope pointing via Bandmaster BBS! (1:153/715.1275)


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... Oh Canada..!!!!  Your home on native lands....!!!
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