Hello Cindy.

11 Jan 07 10:32, you wrote to me:

 CH>  Ugha whugga! My next of kin in Vancouver tells me they're having high
 CH> winds and hundreds of trees in Stanley Park have been blown down and
 CH> must be removed by helicopter. That must be a sight to behold...

Not only that, but the roof of BC Place stadium got blown in, and a CBC
satellite truck got smoked by a falling tree in Stanley Park as well.

We in Alberta do not at all feel sorry for them. They get a little puff of
snow and -1 deg C temps and they're /mortified/. From our point of view,
they're just finally "getting theirs" this winter...

 CH> (I've been up there btw. In July. Beautiful city. In July. :) )

When it's not raining there, which only happens about 12.75 days each summer.

 CH> OOpos was I getting serious. Shame on me.

Report to St. Brigit's for your penance. 12.75 lashes with a wet noodle ought to do.

 CH> The morning paper is very useful today, for puppy potty training
 CH> btw... It's got oversized photoo of king fuckup on it.

Ah, Da Shrub... we just love him up here in Canukia; 'cause he reminds us
that no matter how bad our politicians get, there's always someone much
worse...

 CH> ... A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.

Or a late night brou-ha-ha after a Saskatchewan wedding...

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