Thank you, thank you, the actual trip to WDW is over, but the event
isn't finished until we present the awards. May I have the envelopes,
please.
BEST NEW ATTRACTION (new to us, anyway): The Timekeeper.
   Honorable Mention: Tip Boards at all three parks.
WORST NEW ATTRACTION: Alien Encounter.
   Honorable Mention: World of Energy.
BEST RESORT DECOR: Wilderness Lodge.
BEST RESORT CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS (partial survey): Boardwalk Hotel.
BEST CAST MEMBER IN A DULL JOB: Tom at MK Guest Services (outside the
gate), who made buying tickets to Discovery Island seem like an exciting
adventure.
MOST SURPRISING MEAL (good food): Crystal Palace.
MOST SURPRISING MEAL (bad food): Rainforest Cafe.
NEWEST ADDITION: Cappuchino bar in Contemporary Hotel lobby.
DUMBEST ADDITION: $100 Walk Around the World bricks--now available in
pink marble!
HARDEST FACT TO CONFIRM: Where a particular float will stop during the
Remember the Magic Parade.
BEST LIVE STAGE SHOW: Hunchback of Notre Dame.
   Honorable Mention: Four For a Dollar (a capella group opening for
   BatB).
WORST LIVE STAGE SHOW: Remember the Magic @ Castle-Cake Forecourt.
   Honorable Mention: Beauty and the Beast.
BEST GUEST QUOTE OVERHEARD: "I'm gonna come back in December and bring
my Mom and Dad," by Bruce Metcalf. D'ooh, I forgot, I'm disqualified.
BEST GUEST QUOTE OVERHEARD: "Minnie Mouse can get from Epcot the the
Magic Kingdom faster than the monorail because she uses magic and the
monorail uses electricity."
   Honorable Mention: From a guest on the Inside Animation tour upon
   going backstage for the first time and almost tripping over a stinky
   garbage dumpster, "Gee, the magic ends kinda abruptly, doesn't it!"
DUMBEST GUEST QUOTE OVERHEARD: At Pirates of the Caribbean loading dock,
"I ain't gettin' on that thing, them boats is commin' back empty!"
   Honorable Mention: By the Universe of Energy's dinosaurs, "Don't
   worry honey, those nasty dinosaurs have been dead for hundreds of
   years."
ATTRACTION MOST LIKELY TO CAUSE LOSS OF LUNCH: Sleeping Beauty's
Castle-Cake (beating the Teacups for the first time in recorded
history).
Thanks again, and congratulations to the winners. Please remember that
your mileage may vary. Void where prohibitivly priced. Cash value two
cents.
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 (_)  Bruce (call 'em as I see 'em) Metcalf
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