MG>>> Roach controlled...
 BF>> Oh, that tough eh.....
 MG> That dirty...

Being Da Head Cheeze you must even have control over Da Head
Hose.
Use it!

 BF>>>> Or can you use your joystick as well?
 MG>>> Alligator clip...
 BF>> Is that the same thing as a vasectomy?
 MG> Pretty much... except that it's only a temporary solution.

Temporary.....hmmm.....doesn't the alligator survive?

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