-=> Quoting Da Head Cheese to Peter Coggon <=-

 DHC> Hello PETER.

  Hello DHC.

 DHC> 01 Dec 06 22:48, you wrote to BJ”RN FORSSTR”M:

 DHC> This smells suspiciously like  
"chat". This is /not/ a
 DHC> "general" echo, newbiemeat.

   Well oh great newbee moderator smelling is my line.  I will share
a cabage moment whenever with you   but I
will answer only too this time your chat, as above I have doth so
as well below where you linberger along....ooooh ....eeech be back






...........aaaaah relief on the crapper away.....

 DHC> The dwarves don't give a  what your
 DHC> message base or some sissy-op says about it; this is Mindless Chatter
 DHC> and Drivel; the Worst echo in Fidonet, and there are only two
 DHC> topics in here, newbie-bashing, and drivel. 

   Drivel I love.  It helps me with my audience oh great cheez so drivel
onwards, and enjoy being properly moderatedbashed as a newbee moderator.
 wow that was well brought the surface!

 DHC> I'm not drivelling ATM, but
 DHC> I am still on-topic for this echo, so I'll let those two atoms in that
 DHC> empty cavity of yours that you call a head randomly collide so that you
 DHC> can figure it out for yourself... 
 
   My empty cavity has nothing there...all thinking was awarded to the
right place during a general election held long ago.  It was best for
all.... ,,,,ooooh sorry

 DHC> Some advice for you so that you don't make the same idiotic blunder
 DHC> ever again: 

   Oh goodie

 DHC> DON'T complain. There's nothing like a whining newbie to get the
 DHC> dwarves on your scent. Once they are, there's no hope for you.

   I love complaining it brings attention I need.   I love dwarf hunting
too!   They are lovely well done, with a mixture of herbs etc...

Whine...I make whine....got two barrels in the garage and my own friggin
label, which isn;t whining newbie

 DHC> DON'T get mad. This will only get every dwarf in the whole blamed echo
 DHC> on your , painting a large red and blue target on it, after
 DHC> which you will be tossed into the firing range for target practice with
 DHC> the  cannons and catapults, then Lou Dripkin will do the EWE
 DHC> dance over your shattered remains. 

  Bring on the dwarves.... one at a time or multi-dwarfie-swarming.

  Don't pick on JACK my Heehaw, he's happy

 DHC> DON'T apologize. This will only enrage the dwarves even further, and
 DHC> whip them into a frenzy the like we haven't seen since last month's
 DHC> kale went on sale for $1.275 a pound. If you have trouble understanding
 DHC> this, it will be explained to you in painful detail by Guido and
 DHC> Nunzio, the Jewish flatulators. 

  Bring on the swarming dwarfs!   I wonder if they are good eatin
or tough like a Arkansas hog?

 DHC> DO read 1275 messages; within which you should find a posting of Da
 DHC> Rulz, which will be posted by Da Head Cheese, or a reasonable
 DHC> facsimile. 

  1275 messages of old material...maybe if I get the time.

 DHC> DO read Da Rulz. Learn them. Study them. LIVE them. They are the
 DHC> only thing between you and the Jobob Morgan Memorial Privy and Escape
 DHC> Chute. 

  Aaah a ski run...love to try it.   I'll call the Jamician team to go
for a ride as a priveledge.

 DHC> DO sned $127.50 in small, unmarked bills to the office of Sgt. Stubby
 DHC> MacPherson, c/o of CADB Calgary, for your snedding papers, phunny hat,
 DHC> aardvark detector, and any other rediculous and unnecessary things we
 DHC> might think of. Don't be suprised if none of the aforementioned items
 DHC> ever arrive... we make no promises here, except that you'll regret your
 DHC> stay. 

  Only this amount?  WHAT!!!!   You tell Stubby I have my rem & stimpy
membership card, and he better start sending me Ca$h to stay here!

I am certainly glad your warranty suxs like mine.   No promises
and regret the stay all makes it look all the worthwhile.

OKAY you convinced me ..I'll stay..

 DHC> This is the only "nice" message I will send to you.

 DHC> ... Have a y day.
 DHC> -!- GoldED/W32 3.0.1
 DHC>  ! Origin: CADB Calgary: Home of the Dwarven Demolition Squad!
 DHC> (1:134/10)


___ Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 [NR]

ONLY "nice" once!  WHAT!!!! WHAT!!!   Look here Cheezie-baby if you
want me to stay here, YOU and STUBBY and the rest of the escapees
from the show better darn well be in here!    I need attention and
I need looking after, and you are all here to look after me....


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