DHC> This is the MINDLESS CHATTER AND DRIVEL Echo...

 DHC> A conference devoted to babbling on and on about utter nonsense, for
 DHC> those in the United States, Canada and all other parts unknown. People
 DHC> who post serious topics, personal messages, BBS ads, or advertising of
 DHC> ANY KIND will be verbally chastised by everybody in the whole blamed
 DHC> echo. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING! Messages are light-hearted, with no
 DHC> chance of accidental seriousness. A perfect place for stressed-out
 DHC> persons to find fast relief. Hershey Bars allowed. Meatloaf allowed.
 DHC> Aardvarks allowed. Cat jokes allowed. Suspend your reality at the door
 DHC> and be ready to make fun of yourself. No gross profanity allowed, unless
 DHC> expressed with force by the MODERATOR. Math proofs and box tops will
 DHC> help, but not much.

 DHC> An Explanation Of Implied Rules So That Even The Most Ignorant Person Has
 DHC> An Opportunity To Learn Them Painlessly Before We Kick Your Butt:
 DHC> ======================================================================

 DHC> - NO ADVERTISING! This includes BBS ADS, MLM ADS, ADS for lost animals,
 DHC> ADS for humanitarian appeals, ADS for lost relatives, living or dead,
 DHC> requests for parts or labor, Walmart Specials, Brown Sugar, slats, and
 DHC> old geezers playing Cribbage. Don't mess with me, I mean business here..
 DHC> trust me!


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