On 03-18-98, WALTER LUFFMAN declared to ALL:

WL>
WL>aides running for the exits.>
WL>Andrews AFB.  Who knew Bill Clinton could hot-wire a chopper?>
WL>Pennsylvania Avenue, is stopped by barriers place there by
WL>Secret Service at Clinton's insistence to prevent vehicular
WL>traffic past "his house".  He's mobbed by reporters, lapses
WL>into catatonic state.  No one notices.>
WL>shot down over the Potomac by Secret Service agents with
WL>Stinger missiles.  Dozens of agents.  With dozens of missiles.
WL>Just a regrettable error, of course.>
ROTFL!  Thanks, Walt.  I needed that. 
Bob     /\-/\   - proud Ilk   homebody@galstar.com
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