During the 4th year of the reign of William the Lecherous,
  Steve Henderson spake thusly to Vern Humphrey...
 VH> "Shooting a submachine gun well is like pissing through your
 VH> ear -- very impressive to see, but of no tactical value."
 SH> I won't dispute this, however, it -is- fun.  :)
 I don't care how much fun you claim it to be, you'll never get
 me to try pissing through my own ear.  :)
 -JT
... The Constitution is better than what we have now...
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