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echo: disney
to: ARWEN NIGHTSTAR
from: DEANN ALLEN
date: 1997-01-09 01:59:00
subject: Re: URA Pagan Redneck

Arwen Nightstar did speak unto Moondance, and Silverdrake
 stuck her nose in. . . .
 AN> Here are just the Pagan Redneck tags that I have...if you want more
 AN> pagan, witchy ones...just holler!
 AN> Pods lie #29:I don't match any URA Pagan Redneck tagline descriptions.
Oh, no of COURSE not!
 AN> URA Pagan Redneck if: Pisces makes you think of bass fishing.
 AN> URA Pagan Redneck if: Saggittarius makes you think of bow hunting.
Bass, no.  Trout, yes.
 AN> URA Pagan Redneck If: You can play "The Burning Times" on the banjo.
Sounds good to me!
 AN> URA Pagan Redneck if: You consider chewing tobacco to be a sacred herb.
Has been for a couple thousand years. . . 
 AN> URA Pagan Redneck if: You own the "Limited Edition" Marlboro Tarot Deck.
Know where I can get one?
 AN> URA Pagan Redneck if: You think John Deer is the Lord of the Harvest.
You mean . . . He ISN'T???
 AN> URA Pagan Redneck if: Your altar has a gun rack.
These days, for certain!
 AN> URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual robe doubles as hunting camos.
Hey, why not?
 AN> URA Pagan Redneck if: Your Wand of Power is a cattle prod.
With MY kids!?  Absolutely!!!
 AN> URA Pagan Redneck if: Your west quarter is the out-house.            
ROFLMAO!
... URA Pagan Redneck if:  Your Beltane partner is your brother.*
... URA Pagan Redneck if:  Your Wand of Power is a Winchester 30-30.*
... URA Pagan Redneck if:  You know no Maidens above the age of 10.*
... URA Pagan Redneck if:  Your altar sports a John Deere logo.*
... URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual robes are recycled flour sacks.*
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT . . . !
... URA Cyberpagan if:  Your rituals require reconfiguring your SCSI.*
... URA Cyberpagan if:  Your Book of Shadows is written in C++.*
... URA Cyberpagan if:  Your invocation includes "@%3 GOTO GDS.BAT."*
... URA Cyberpagan if:  Your Wand of Power is a mouse.*
... URA Cyberpagan if:  Your altar is a P133 with 16M, 2.2G and SVGA.*
      
... URA Cyberpagan if: you ritually down your server for Samhain...           
                                                                              
               
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