It's not just the whales. It's the water!
I've fallen and I need Stand Up.
An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule.
ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season?
Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
Hey, Odo, you got any more of that jello?  Odo?  Odo??
Seriousness is the very next step to being dull.
All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It!
Australia ... visit us soon ... where your dollar goes fu
A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
How can you add one to infinity?
Beam me up, Scotty, This planet has no beer!
He's got the brains of a house plant.
"....give me a second...I'm thinking!!!"
ST: Deep Space Nine...coming to a TV set near you!
TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED!
The I, Robot Grooming/Bikini Waxing set - Dr. Forrester
I used to read books.  Now I read .QWK packets.
Imagine a witty phrase here.
Beware of Geeks Bearing .GIF's...
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