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echo: locsysop
to: Bill Grimsley
from: Dieter Mirbach
date: 1996-07-18 00:07:24
subject: USR Modems suck

On the 26/5/96  07:35, Bill waffled to Dieter..

 Hello Bill,

 DM> What is your recommended hurling technique ?

 BG> Jeeze, it took me weeks to perfect, and you want it for FREE ?
 
 DM> The classic high-arc toss or the fast-and-flat shoulder-wrenching throw
 
 BG> As the timing is critical when the offender is travelling at speeds of
 BG> 80-100kph, much experimentation proved the flat trajectory to be
 BG> superior. 

 Hmm, dunno. Still reckon the high lob approach as it's
 advantages, namely you can get about three or four in the air in
 quick succession with an excellent chance that at least one will
 connect, appearing to fall out of the heavens.

 DM> Actually, it's been awfully quiet around here lately. For nigh
 DM> on a couple of months. No hoons, no murders, although the local

 Spoke too soon. One of the neighbours "mates" decided to drop a
 few doughnuts one evening. A quiet word to the neighbour, this
 time, seemed to work wonders. It's amazing what happens when you
 choose your words carefully.

 Dieter


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