In a message of 26 Oct 96 Bob Lawrence wrote to me:

 
 SH>> Eat Shi-ite.

 BL>   I have a suni personality.

That's Allah wanted to know.


 BL>   "Do you have anything to declare, sir?" customs ask,
and a muffled
 BL> German voice says from the bag, "I vas only following orders."

Didn't work - Eichmann got a nice length of rope anyway.  ;-)

 BL>   That's *TWO* oxymorons!

:-)


 SH>> Come to think of it - the Jews have nukes. The krauts and rag heads
 SH>> don't. 

 BL>   All god's chillun got nukes! Allah has a better sense of humour. Why
 BL> else make Yassar Arafat so ugly? And short? And make him wear a tea
 BL> towel  on his head?

"This joke is made, many times."

Yessir.

 BL>   Allah is a much better god that Yahwe, but personally I prefer Ba'al,

I'm not into blood.


 BL> or E. Jupiter Fluvius in a thunder storm. Any god who can strike
 BL> Johnnie Howard with lightning can't be all bad.

You and I will get along just fine. 


Scott Hillard          c9520272{at}alinga.newcastle.edu.au                    
                                                                           
                           

... An alien probe took 25 minutes of my life, and all I got was this flute.

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