Hi Nolan,
In a message of  to John Perz (), you wrote:
 JP>Yup.  No telling WHAT unspeakable crimes you might commit with your
 JP>kevlar vest.  Thank God Baltimore is now safe from THAT menace . . .
 NP> Hehe, it was sick.
 NP> The cops were crying that if people wore bullet proof vests they
 NP> wouldn't be able to kill them as easily.
  I know a guy ran into some trouble with the law. He was caught speeding 
(stupid!) with a trunk full of guns. While the cops were searching the car, 
he got scared, jumped into the car and drove off. The cops shot him multiple 
times.
  Lucky for him he was wearing a B.P. vest. After going to court they 
returned all of his guns to him and gave him several months in jail for 
resisting arrest. All other charges were dropped. If he hadn't been wearing 
the vest, he be dead and the cops would be heros.
  Brian
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