In a message of 24 Oct 96 Bob Lawrence wrote to me:


 BL>   Bloody infidel!

Eat Shi-ite.


 BL>> All that praying to Mecca five times a day, wasted!

 SH>> Should have converted to Judaism, they at least have their shit
 SH>> together. Certainly put your lot in their place the last time they got
 SH>> a bit uppity in the Middle East. 

 BL>   I thought about Judaism for a while, but blond blokes in jackboots
 BL> kept whacking me with sticks.

They've sorted that out.  Little guys in leather jackets carrying man-sized
diplomatic bags.  Often seen in Argentina.

 BL> Are you sure the Jewish God is a good god?

Sorry, that's an oxymoron.

 BL> He seems to like Germans better than Jews. At least Allah gave the
 BL> Arabs plenty of oil (which runs out as soon as you cross into Israel).

He gave Israel F-15s and Merkavas though.  Oil isn't much use against those.

Come to think of it - the Jews have nukes.  The krauts and rag heads don't.

 SH>> Shiten.

 BL>   Yair. Ray Martin is a real shiten.

Amen brother.


Scott Hillard          c9520272{at}alinga.newcastle.edu.au                    
                                                                           
                           

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