Unashamedly ripped off from Theo......

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From: Theo Bee                                     
  To: All                                          
  Subj: MAN WITHOUT PANTS
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 Hello All,

Some loose thoughts on this sunny day on the subject of pantless men,
henceforth to be known as Theo's rules #23A to #23H, and quicky advise
#69Bis,

 If they are in drag and wear a wig, your freedom is in danger.
 
 If they are in drag and wear a mitre, your mind is in danger.

 If they are in drag and carry a sword you walked into the wrong church.

 If they are in drag and wear a bone in the nose, your meat is in danger.

 If they are in drag and have boobies your meat is in danger.

 If they are in drag and wear a sporran your ears are in danger
    
 If they are in drag and wear a crown your pocketbook is in danger.
 
 If they are in drag and wear makeup your bum's in danger.
 
 
 If you find yourself with drag queens in a big building, make sure you
own a skirt with the same pattern, squeeze your cheeks and be sure to own
a stake in the collection plate.
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Dieter

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