SH>> No, a ream is something best done between consenting adults.

 BL> ROFL! Where'd you come from... saying rude things like that?

 SH> PARADISE BBS broke down - I hitched a ride here.

  Paradise has broken? Oh, no! Are you telling me that I've converted
toi Islam for nothing? All that praying to Mecca five times a day,
wasted! I was looking forward to the houris... and now bloody Paradise
has broken down!

 BL> I'm shocked!

 SH> You don't get out much, do you Bob? ;-)

  I spend most of my time on the prayer mat, thinking about the houris.

 SH> ! Origin: Founder, Australian Coalition Against Ray Martin

  You'll go alright in here. Keith reckons Ray Martin is the Devil in
disguise... Shaitan to us converts. I agree that he's a shaitan, but I
never could spell it right.

Regards,
Bob
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