A Major Virus has infested the entire internet.
99.9% of all websites are infected.
Some email and usenet newsgroups are also being infected.
Even television stations and newspapers are becoming infected by it.
Soon this virus will destroy the entire internet.
It appears there is no way to stop it, because too many young people
think it has value. 
Many will even sell their personal identity to partake in this virus.

This virus is called "FACEBOOK".

--- NewsGate v1.0 gamma 2