BL> Bloody infidel!

 SH> Eat Shi-ite.

  I have a suni personality.

 BL> I thought about Judaism for a while, but blond blokes in
 BL> jackboots kept whacking me with sticks.

 SH> They've sorted that out. Little guys in leather jackets
 SH> carrying man-sized diplomatic bags. Often seen in Argentina. 

  ROFL!!

  "Do you have anything to declare, sir?" customs ask, and a muffled
German voice says from the bag, "I vas only following orders."

 BL> Are you sure the Jewish God is a good god?

 SH> Sorry, that's an oxymoron.

  That's *TWO* oxymorons!

 BL> He seems to like Germans better than Jews. At least Allah gave
 BL> the Arabs plenty of oil (which runs out as soon as you cross
 BL> into Israel).

 SH> He gave Israel F-15s and Merkavas though. Oil isn't much use
 SH> against those. 

  True... God gave them F-15s, but only after he made them cut the top 
off their dicks. It's a terrible price to pay (not the mention the $25M
each paid to the US).

 SH> Come to think of it - the Jews have nukes. The krauts and rag
 SH> heads don't. 

  All god's chillun got nukes! Allah has a better sense of humour. Why
else make Yassar Arafat so ugly? And short? And make him wear a tea towel 
on his head?

  Allah is a much better god that Yahwe, but personally I prefer Ba'al, 
or E. Jupiter Fluvius in a thunder storm. Any god who can strike Johnnie
Howard with lightning can't be all bad.

Regards,
Bob
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