SH>> PARADISE BBS broke down - I hitched a ride here.

 BL> Paradise has broken? Oh, no! Are you telling me that I've
 BL> converted toi Islam for nothing?

 SH> I would have told you that regardless of the status of
 SH> PARADISE.

  Bloody infidel!

 BL> All that praying to Mecca five times a day, wasted!

 SH> Should have converted to Judaism, they at least have their shit
 SH> together. Certainly put your lot in their place the last time
 SH> they got a bit uppity in the Middle East. 

  I thought about Judaism for a while, but blond blokes in jackboots
kept whacking me with sticks. Are you sure the Jewish God is a good god? 
He seems to like Germans better than Jews. At least Allah gave the Arabs
plenty of oil (which runs out as soon as you cross into Israel).

 BL> I spend most of my time on the prayer mat, thinking about the
 BL> houris.

 SH> You want a referral?   

  Referral? My houris are furry enough. If they've got to be refurred 
I'd rather not.

 SH>> ! Origin: Founder, Australian Coalition Against Ray Martin

 BL> You'll go alright in here. Keith reckons Ray Martin is the
 BL> Devil in disguise... Shaitan to us converts. I agree that he's
 BL> a shaitan, but I never could spell it right.

 SH> Shiten.

  Yair. Ray Martin is a real shiten.

Regards,
Bob
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