-> On 01-16-96  02:24, Lee Lester got back to Struther Macfarlane 
 LL> "Why, you have an abscess," said the dentist.
 LL> "An abscess. How could that be causing my problem?" asked the man.
 LL> "That's easy," replied the dentist. "Why everyone knows... Abscess
 LL> makes the fart go Honda."
You are one sick puppy....  
Mind if I crosspost this?   
ROTF-LMAO!!!!  
... When in doubt, go for a sail..
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