* Crossposted from: Funny Jokes & Stories
 MT> Letterman 3/9/98:
 MT> Top Ten Ways President Clinton Can Distract Attention From The Scandal
 MT> 10. Make guest appearance on "Ellen" as "Ricky-the Gay Gabana Boy."
 MT> 9. Have name of country officially changed to "Spiceworld."
 MT> 8. Call himself "El Presidente" and ride around the White House
 MT> on a Donkey.
 MT> 7. Star in new movie about misunderstood genius, "Good Bill
 MT> Clinting."
 MT> 6. Begin State of Union address by announcing, "I am so baked right
 MT> now, dude!"
 MT> 5. Appear on CBS special, "Presidential Interns Do the Darndest
 MT> Things."
 MT> 4. Release rap album under name "Puff Puffy."
 MT> 3. During press conference, use fly rod to yank off Sam Donaldson's
 MT> toupee.
 MT> 2. Appear on "Jerry Springer" and beat the crap out of Kenneth Starr.
 MT> 1. Start harassing himself.
 This was posted by Michael Trachtenberg on JOKES. I thought I'd share it.
 Jean Halverson
... Exercise your right to arm and keep bears!
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