I'm not sure if it has been a good week in politics or not:

1.  On Monday, a 747 is spotted flying low over Manhattan being chased by
one or or two F-16s, depending on which report you read.  People at work in
Manhattan high rises look out to see a large plane flying at just above eye
level.  And if there is no threat, what are the F-16s there for?  A good
amount of panic ensues.  Turns out, the White House was using Air Force one
for some sort of photo using New York landmarks.  Reporters ask Robert
Gibbs, White House spokesman about the incident and the idiot says this:
"You'll have to ask the White House about that."  This from the press
secretary.  You'd have to dig deep to find a bigger butt nugget than Robert
Gibbs.  The topper to this story is that Time Magazine, court jester in
Oabama's courtier press, wrote, "Word has not gotten around among Obama's
staff that he is not interested in the trappings of power...."  So Time
takes a monumental blunder on the part of the White House and uses it to
praise Obama.  The mainstream press is a threat to my liberty.

2.  Michelle Obama goes to work at a food bank wearing $550 sneakers.  $550.
If you saw the picture of them over the weekend you think 1) she paid that
much money for THOSE ugly ass things? and 2) what sort of mindless half wit
wears shoes that expensive to work at a goddam food bank?

3.  People Magazine lists Michelle Obama as one of the most beautiful
people.  Frankly, I feel like I am swimming in Michelle hagiography as every
print organ and broadcast outlet in the mainstream press has declared this
overly large, butt ugly woman beautiful.  She is not beautiful.  Not
remotely.

4.  Janet Napalitono declares that veterans may pose a terror risk.  There
is nothing I can add to that except to ask, "How did this brain free-douche
nozzle get her job?"

5.  At some speaking engagement, Obama's teleprompter displays the wrong
information.  Then The One, the greatest orator who ever lived, tells aides
to get the right information up there so he can go on.  "I have already
welcomed those people," he said.  I recall that Cigar Willy, GW Bush and
Sarah Palin were all able to ad lib when their prompters broke.

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