On 2/20/2003 7:50 PM, ADAM CLARK wrote to JACK YATES:

-> Jack Yates wrote to Adam Clark:
-> JY>  RE>>
-> JY>  AC> I guess bringing plasticware to the table helps one in an 
unfamiliar
-> JY>  AC> situation.
-> JY> Not worth a dnab for telekenesis, they snap before they bend, but 
then, 
-> JY> they *are* hermetically sealed for your protection.
-> 
-> I think I've heard about dnab.  It's a newly released drug for the
-> spork-impaired, isn't it?


Dear Adam,

It has come to our attention that you have yet to obtain your decoder ring 
(not to mention drivelling papers, phunny hat, and barge license). Kindly 
consider this your official notification that such amenities can be yours for 
FREE today. Merely submit your request in writing along with the UPC off any 
specially marked boxes of Tampax brand woman's hygene products and a $127.50 
processing fee.

- Note: When installing said decoder ring, please ignore warnings from your 
PC's antivirus software. Notices about "Glodbreg Virus" being detected are 
common yet meaningless side effects of a minor bug in the virus scanning 
software.

-- Flipside Industries is not liable for any damage incurred by your use or 
ownership of said decoder ring. No warranty, either implied or expressed, is 
offered by Flipside Industries to: any user of the MC&D decoder ring product, 
any "recipient" of the Glodbreg Virus application, any purchaser
of the Home 
Giraffe Bungee Kit, or anyone who views - intentionally or otherwise - the x-
rated Lou Dripkin JPG. The EWE Dance  is copyrighted by Lou Drpkin and 
anyone who participates in said Dance without express permission of Lou 
Dripkin will be contacted by Lou's attourney's, Nunzio and Guido.



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