On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 08:58:49 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:

>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 08:19:37 GMT, "J \"Diesel 'Aoi \"Luke 'Eduardo'
>Fisk\" Ikazuchi' Machine\" T"  wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 08:04:06 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 05 Mar 2001 00:40:45 -0600, pus bonum et laudabile
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 10:29:29 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 03:20:47 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>> >>  wrote:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>> >> >
>>>>> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 02:50:28 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>> >> >>  wrote:
>>>>> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 02:14:47 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>> >> >> >>  wrote:
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >> >And being read is the payment I receive. But I wouldn't expect a whore to understand
>>>>> >> >> >> >> >such concepts.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >> It must suck to not be able to understand yourself, huh Quef?
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >It must suck, picking up some word from Raoul that you don't understand, and then
>>>>> >> >> >> >misspelling it.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> Actually I picked it up when I was in New York, during some kind of a
>>>>> >> >> >> concert.  As for misspelling it, well, I was never very good at
>>>>> >> >> >> remembering peoples names.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >You're motherfucking right, there.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> been paid for any of your "serious" literature at all, groty?
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >> >Have I ever *tried* to get paid? Do I *want* to get paid for writing?
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >> I think the more relevant question is who in their right mind *would*
>>>>> >> >> >> >> pay anything for your writing?
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >It really doesn't matter, since it's not for sale.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> Well no, not when you can come to Usenet and get yer crap for free.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >And some of you pay dearly for my writings, anyway.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> Well I don't know if wasting time on entertainment could be considered
>>>>> >> >> >> paying dearly...
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> keep sending 'em in... you'll be a real writer one day.... :)
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >> >I've been a real writer since before you figured out WP 5.1.
>>>>> >> >> >> >> >Or have you?
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >> Does your autobiographical writing about the consequences of not using
>>>>> >> >> >> >> a condom properly really count as "real" writing though?
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >Oops. You crapped your pants.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> I haven't plonked you yet Stupid, when I do though it most likely
>>>>> >> >> >> won't be in my pants.  `, )
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >I think it means 'pussyfart', btw.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> You certainly would know, huh Quef?
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> >But you'd know that if you didn't just randomly grab
>>>>> >> >> >> >ideas from other people.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> Theft from a single author is plagiarism.
>>>>> >> >> >> Theft from two is comparative study.
>>>>> >> >> >> Theft from three or more is research.
>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>> >> >> >Actually, theft is theft, gimble.
>>>>> >> >>
>>>>> >> >> Tsk, tsk, resorting to pathetic one liners, yer starting to falter my
>>>>> >> >> dear, do you need me to slow down, let you catch your breath?  `, )
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> >I need you to write something worth reading.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> I need you to give me a reason to.  So far the extent of yer writing
>>>>> >> skillz has been an ongoing colorful array of autoflame's and "you're
>>>>> >> boring" accusation lames.  Perhaps if you took a few hours to
>>>>> >> recuperate you might feel more up to posting something that would
>>>>> >> warrant an actual flame from me.  In the mean time I'll leave your ass
>>>>> >> blistering up to yourself, yer masochistic urges are more fun to watch
>>>>> >> than participate in..  `, )
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>> >
>>>>> >In other words, even you know you're not worth a fuck.
>>>>>
>>>>> No, no Cupcake, you got it all wrong.  See you're not worth giving a
>>>>> fuck, that's the point.  `, )
>>>>>
>>>>> -Mad Hatter
>>>
>>>>I see.
>>>
>>>Well it's good that you're able to see your own fuckups and
>>>shortcomings.  Now if only you can strive to better yourself...but
>>>perhaps that's asking too much of a spankard like you.  `, )
>>>
>>>-Mad Hatter
>>
>>You have the single most retarded smiley face i've ever witnessed on
>>usenet. I swear, the fucking thing has down syndrome or something.
>
>Oh please, don't attack my smiley, gosh knows it bothers me *SO* much.
>Really Stupid, don't you have something more substantial you could
>bitch and complain about?  `, )

Trying to find something 'substantial' in your posts is like trying to
find a guitar solo on an Enya album. It's just not going to happen.
I think you meant to type 'substandard', which makes far more sense,
considering the results of your drunken keyboard hammering.

JT - http://fueledbyhatred.keenspace.com
"I'm sorry I killed your entire family"