"Stan Hardegree -> All"  wrote in
news:14068$POL_DISORDER{at}JamNNTPd:

 SH> It's been a good week in politics:

"Week" or "Weel?"

 SH> 1.  Obama and the big ole broad he married host the White House
 SH> Correspondents' Dinner during which some chick comedian I have never
 SH> heard of said that she hopes Rush Limbaugh's kidneys fail and that
 SH> Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker on 911 but missed his flight because he
 SH> was too stoned. The President of the United States laughed at all
 SH> this.  There is nothing I can add.

You know why the dope addict isn't saying anything about Sykes' jokes?
Because Limbaugh is still on his "happy pills."

 SH> 2.  The two sleaziest people in public life, John and Elizabeth
 SH> Edwards, are back in the news as the "terminally ill" EE
goes out on a
 SH> book tour to try and make a few bucks off her husband's scumminess.
 SH> This disgusting woman is supposed to be terminally ill from recurring
 SH> breast cancer - or at least that's what they told us when Edwards
 SH> needed sympathy votes.  I have known women whose breast cancer
 SH> returned.  They don't live long.

"The two sleaziest people in public life?"
The Edwards have nothing on George Bush and Dick Cheney.

 SH> 3.  Nancy Pelosi (and Harry Reid) knew of waterboarding and approved
 SH> of it. The Speaker of the House is a despicable liar.  So is the
 SH> Senate Majority Leader.

Bush approved of it, and Cheney *STILL* approves of it.
But they get off in your little conservafairyland.

 SH> 4.  The laughable Robert Gibbs tells in incredulous reporter that
 SH> Obama did not teach Constitutional law.

And this has what to do with the price of tea in China?

I hope you enjoy joining the Whig party in obscurity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqD7J58DkFs

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