Jay,

 JH> "It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to
 JH> say. "You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is
 JH> no knowing where you might be swept off to."

  You take your life in your hands just getting out of bed to go to the
bathroom in the middle of the night. :P

  My late wife had one cardinal rule: LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!!

  Now, I grew up with a brother, and didn't know women required such,
or that it took them "forever and a day to get ready" (reference the
song by Brad Paisley, "Waitin' On A Woman"....Andy Griffith is in the
music video). 

  If I left the seat up, she'd spit at me like a mad cat. Nothing
more needed to be said...I knew I was guilty. :P

Daryl

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