Nick,
 
NA> Have you ever considered getting a price quote for a business-class
NA> Internet connection?
 
Why not emigrate to Europe?
 
Except for Brexit it is a pretty decent place and at least where I live I 
haven't experienced any catastrophic outages.
 
I have a pretty decent tent, inflatable matresses and 2 sleeping bags. Your 
daughter is welcome too, with your talents you'd find employment pretty easy.
 
 \%/@rd

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