On 3/9/2003 11:59 AM, BJ˙RN FORSSTR˙M wrote to PHILIP HARRIS:

->  PH> With the appropriate attachments, your nails can be cut with a high-
speed
->  PH> rotary dremel. You can also polish your nails and generally maintain a
->  PH> quality manicure.
-> 
-> Sorry. Ther is no such accessories to my chainsaw.

Must be made in the USA then. I'd ask for a refund...


-> 
->  PH> A very good question. I'm afraid only the British have the answer 
however.
->  PH> I've always wonder exactly what Julia Child's job title is, though 
I've
->  PH> often suspected it was "Sleep Therapist".
-> 
-> So she works with John Cleese

Rumor has it that she is his mother.


-> 
->  PH> Who is Ricki Lake?
-> 
-> My anti-USA therapist.

Oh, she's a liberal, then. I gotcha. She ought to consider going into the 
talk-show business. Its a ripe market...


-> 
->  PH> Shoemaker, yes. And they would have /soles/ in spades...unlike
->  PH> ditch-diggers who usually have their soles upon spades. A totally
->  PH> different situation, you see.
-> 
-> Sorry, my misstake. I thought you ment spades in a deck of cards.

Maybe I did...I can't remember what I meant. Chances are, I never knew to 
begin with.


-> 
->  PH> Oooooh! A hardware engineer. No wonder you're having problems with 
your
->  PH> code...its not in FORTRAN.
-> 
-> A hardware engineer don˙t use code at all.
-> We use real tools such as chainsaw unt so weiter.
-> 

Oxyacetelene torch and arc-welder...a true hardware engineer's tools.


Flip. 
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