JK>Hi Daryl,

Hi, Janis...

JK>>> Vince says, "I don't think I will try any of these :)"

JK>> I think I may go shopping elsewhere. 

JK>Probably a good idea 

  You see everything under the sun at Wal-Mart. I think of ventriloquist
Todd Oliver, who uses his Boston Terrier, Irving, in his act. He has a
device on him, which has been approved by the SPCA, with Todd
controlling it. But, it looks like the dog is talking.

  Anyway, Irving is a Wal-Mart greeter.  But, he had at least 3
recent errors. When a shopper came in, Irving first said "Welcome To
Wal-Mart"...tben...

1) Mouthwash Aisle 3
2) Deodorant Aisle 9

  When a lady came in wanting some (panty) hose, Irving said Gardening
Aisle 12. 

JK>> # OLX 1.53 # Chocolate lovers 12 step plan: < 12 steps from chocolate.

JK>Love that one :)

  Never mind Bart Simpson with, "Oooo...Donuts!!". 

  Speaking of which, one of the doors on the BBS is called Donuts. It's
a brain teaser (open to all users), where it starts with a simple and
quick chat window with the Sysop and the user, inviting the user over
for coffee and donuts. They draw a card, and the high card goes first.

  You have 5 plates of donuts of different varieties...5 on plate 1, 4
on plate 2, 3 on plate 3, 2 on plate 4, and 1 on plate 5. The object is
to make the Sysop eat the last donut...but it's not as easy as it
sounds!! I've been the "piggy" more times than I care to admit. 

  I could go for a half dozen chocolate iced donuts and a Diet Doctor
Pepper right now.  The Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts outlets in west
Little Rock closed, but there are still several Shipley's Donuts
facilities in town.

Daryl

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