I found this in the META_UFO echo:
 
              REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG
 
        *  Cats rule.  Dogs drool.
        *  Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not
           when they're horny.
        *  Cats use a litter box.  Dogs use your leg.
        *  In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to
           a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning
           wake-up licks.
        *  Cats always land on their feet.  Dogs won't even
           let you throw them.
        *  Cats will wait until you've read your morning
           paper before tearing it to shreds.
        *  Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash
           right in front of the screen.
        *  No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."
        *  Cats bury their crap.  Dogs dig up others'.
        *  Cats have better things to do than stick their
           nose in your crotch.
        *  Cats lay on the car in the heat.  Dogs in heat lay
           the car.
        *  Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
        *  Garfield.  Odie.  Enough said.
 
      Ross Sauer    patch@bytehead.com    patch@bbs.sts.net
 
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